I'm not [bad word] I just love myself, [bad word] 
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest [bad word] of them all?
Never mind, I am
That [bad word] is so [bad word] pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!)
Hey

Mirror mirror on the wall
Hear the prince charming, tell him give me a call
Never mind, [bad word] him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, [bad word] him
I make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got [bad word] on me
I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)

V is for Vanity
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on yeah
I turn myself on yeah
V is for Vanity (what)
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on yeah

Get into it

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the iest of them all?
Never mind I am (I am)
Oh, she's so hot and y
Yeah I am (that's right)
No-no-no wonder she's [bad word]  ow, huh

Mirror mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the [bad word] Yeah I am
I am, and I'm a bad [bad word] [bad word]  hey

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got [bad word] on me
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

V is for Vanity (yeah)
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on yeah
I turn myself on yeah
V is for Vanity
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on yeah

Christina Aguilera Vanity lyrics found on [bad word] /www [bad [bad word] christina-aguilera-vanity-lyrics.html
Get into it

No regrets (no regrets)
Get into it
No apologies (no apologies)
And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded [bad word] 
All the girls say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the boys say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the girls say
Yeah we're vain, so what, so what
Everybody say
Yeah we're vain, so what, and what
Whoa

V is for Vanity (yeah)
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on yeah
I turn myself on yeah (yeah what)
V is for Vanity (Hey)
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on yeah (that's right)
I turn myself on

Get into it

If the shoe fits
We're a [bad word] If the shoe fits
We're a [bad word] If the shoe fits
We're a [bad word] Read my lips, muah
I'm a vain [bad word]  hey

Hey yeah
Got nothing on us
Til you love yourself
And if they don't like it, tell em
Get in line
And kiss your [bad word] [bad word] 
Love you baby, au revoir
That's right, let's go out like this

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees

Where's my queens?
Who ain't supreme?
Let me hear you scream
Whoa, oh

And they make you see lips on
Going strong
Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?
(You do mummy)