ate you out on the bathroom floor [bad word] and [bad word] out and up against the door
never been so battered [bad word] and sore
didn’t sleep that night and i’ve never slept since
you tasted [bad word] and coke and you smelled like velamints
with girls in high school it never felt like this

if i’m dreaming i don’t want to wake up
if i’m in [bad word] please don’t let me die
and if you promise that we’ll never break up
i’ll never cheat on you or tell you lies

undergrad first year at osu
met at a kegger on neil avenue
i showed her my piercings she showed me her new tattoo
she digs boys in bands and she likes all my favorite groups
even made me a mix tape with avail and motley [bad word] got stoned in her car and had breakfast at the dube

if i’m dreaming i don’t want to wake up
if i’m in [bad word] please don’t let me die
and if you promise that we’ll never break up
i’ll never cheat on you or tell you lies

standing on the dance floor with a budweiser
playing with myself and no ones the wiser
see a nice girl and i’m right up beside her
play the bad boy cause you know that excite her
i say baby baby you getting pretty sweaty
cutting up the dance floor like a machete
next thing you know i’m taggin that betty
taking those curves like mario andretti
going low

if i’m dreaming i don’t want to wake up
if i’m in [bad word] please don’t let me die
and if you promise that we’ll never break up
i’ll never cheat on you or tell you lies