Two tickets’ll get you a tour of the fair 
we’ve got a lot of ground to cover, keep up or get lost . 
it’s safe to say that you’ve got no idea what you’re in for . 
In time you’ll see what we’ve done here . 
Hey kid in the back with the backpack why don’t [bad word] up front ? 
get up front . Just give it a rest now, 
just give it a rest now you wouldn’t want to 
cause a scene un front of all these people

Stop before you lose your mind . 
Are you freaking them out ? 
Are you speaking out loud ? 
All apologies - it seems that this disease 
demands the expertise of someone with a knack 
for seeing through the wall of [bad word] that I’ve built . 
Would you take a look at the time ? 
The tour has barely just begun, 
and yet we’re falling behind! 
I could’ve found my way out of the sideshow tent 
by now without you slowing me down . 
You’re all so ugly inside and out . [bad word] one come [bad word] one come all ! 
this just might be the only audience we’ve ever had so…  [bad word] to the death of love and war . 
We’ve got the answers (keep up keep up) 
We’ve been waiting for you or anyone at all

Let’s start the tour, shall we ?

Look at the animals play . 
The sun goes down but nothing’s changed . 
They can’t explain why we, as animals, would try to shape the world . 
But as performers we won’t stop until its perfect, 
and isn’t that just the silliest [bad word] thing you’ve ever hear ? 
But there’s nothing we can do about right ? [bad word] one come [bad word] one come all ! 
this just might be the only audience we’ve ever had so…  [bad word] to the death of love and war . 
We’ve got the answers (keep up keep up) 
We’ve been waiting for you or anyone at all

Shh… the aberrations seep… shall we wake them ? 
Ladies and gentlemen, your eyes do not deceive you . 
They couldn’t if they tried . 
it’s my pleasure to present the most bizarre of human animals, 
the freaks, the worthless [bad word]  [bad word] one come [bad word] one come all ! 
this just might be the only audience we’ve ever had so…  [bad word] to the death of love and war . 
We’ve got the answers (keep up keep up) 
We’ve been waiting for you or anyone at all [bad word] one come [bad word] one come all ! 
Well its almost time to start the show, 
so [bad word] to the end of what you know keep up, keep up (keep up keep up)
We’ve been waiting for anyone at all

Ah, lalalalalalalalalala

It’s almost time to start the show . 
So everybody out there, sit down and shut the [bad word] up

[Nonus the Hobo]
Pardon me, my boy . 
moment’s all I ask of you - for now . 
And if you’d offer up your minutes we’d return your change in hours . 
Ours is quite a gripping tale of every ray your mind devours . 
So take a look inside the flea circus . 
Smile along with the fabrication as long as you can shelve your disbelief . 
Breathe in each and every word from painted lips . 
We know you’ll keep these exaggerated features in your head