This is a song for the ladies
But fellas... listen closely 

You don't always have to [bad word] her hard 
In fact sometimes that's not right to do.. 
Sometimes you've got to make some love 
And [bad word] give her some smooches too. 
Sometimes you got to squeeze. 
Sometimes you got to say "Please". 
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey," 
"I'm gonna [bad word] you.. softly" 
"I'm gonna [bad word] you gently" 
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly" 
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly" 
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers" 
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally," 
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?" 
That's [bad word] #39; teamwork! 
What's your favorite posish? 
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. 
What's your favorite dish? 
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR! 
And then I'm gonna love [bad word] 
Then I'll [bad word] [bad word] you discreetly 
And then I'll [bad word] bone [bad word] 
But then I'm gonna [bad word] you hard... 
Hard...