She got me cursed like the Kennedies,
I'm trippin' like a freak,
Strokin' on her solar plexus,
Tickle behind the knee,
Giggle cause the vibrator,
It make her wanna pee,
Chickie chickie perculator,
I slip into my sheet,
This [bad word] 
That girl go,
This one girl she don't really know,
This girl stay,
That girl pretty,
But there's one chick,
Woah yeah yo yeah yeah!
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!
Wantah!
She got me kookie like the Brady Bunch on LSD,
Bobby Peter Greg and Cindy,
They smokin' weed,
They smokin',
They trippin',
They smokin',
They trippin',
Their sci-fi porno kung-fu grip is slip slip slip slip slip slip,
Yo these roundhouse kicks are landin' like blowjobs on big [bad word] 
Fast [bad word] gnawing on 'em like corn on the cob,
Slap that weasel like he was hired to do [bad word] that lamp till the big [bad word] genie pop out and spewin',
C'mon boy do it!
I saw this Japanese stripper chick with lava lamp eyes,
Get back to the subject of the song,
Oh hi okay!
Remember I'm tryin' to tell you I'm in love with this girl,
The greatest mostest beautifullest piece of [bad word] in the world,
Woah!
This [bad word] 
That girl go,
This one girl she don't really know,
This girl stay,
That girl pretty,
But there's one chick,
Woah yeah yo yeah yeah!
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!
Swantah!
She got me cursed like the Kennedies,
I'm trippin' like a freak,
Strokin' on her solar plexus,
Tickle behind the knee,
Giggle cause the vibrator,
It make her wanna pee,
Chickie chickie perculator,
I slip into my sheet!
This [bad word] 
That girl go,
This one girl she don't really know,
This girl stay,
That girl pretty,
But there's one chick,
Woah yeah yo yeah yeah!
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show her ah,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah