Lalala... Hey! 

Aa, kurisumasu paati yan no wa iin dakedo sa, 
Nande ore ga kaimono nanka shinakya nannen da yo? 
Sore mo omae to da ze, na Ken, nattoku ikanee yo na 
Shou ga nai ja nai ka. Hoka ni junbi [bad word] koto mo takusan [bad word] da shi 
Kouritsu wo kangaetara bokutachi ga sono yakume wo hatasu hou ga maa, 
Saigo no shudan da to omou kedo na. 
Datte saa, baby 
Christmas da ze 

Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Minna de tanoshimou 
Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Sou ja nakya 
Santa kuroosu ni [bad word] yo ne 

Maa, demo kurisumasu tte ii yo na. Aa 
Gochisou [bad word] shi, un 
Keeki mo [bad word] shi, un 
Purezento [bad word] shi, un 
Gakkou wa yasumi ni [bad word] shi, aa 
Oshougatsu mo sugu [bad word] shi, aa 
Ii koto bakka jan! Yappa saa, ichinenjuu Christmas dattara, saikou da yo naa 
Haa, nani [bad word] da yo, Daisuke? Ha? 
Ii kai, kurisumasu tte iu no wa, gaikoku de wa ichiban taisetsu na hi nan da yo. Haa, haa 
Kyuuseishu ga umareta hi to [bad word] da 
Dakara, kyoukai e itte inori wo [bad word] surun da 
Sugee 
Sono kurai, [bad word] touzen darou 
Nna koto ittatte, baby 
Christmas da ze 

Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Minna de atsumarou 
Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Kyou kurai 
Teki datte zettai [bad word] 

Eetto kore de zenbu ka na 
Sou da na 
Ttaku, aitsura, nandemo kandemo tanomiyagatte 
Hahaha. A! 
Nande pasokon no sofuto made hatten da yo, paati to zenzen kankei nee ja nee ka 
Aitsura, oretachi wo nan da to omotte yagan da? 
Tashika ni sore wa [bad word] da na, kore wa boku no kiso taichou de keisan [bad word] koyouryou wo [bad word] ni koete [bad word] 
Da yo na 
A, sumanai kedo, kimi nara hitori de [bad word] darou? Ha? 
Ja, ganbatte kure yo, aa, sore kara, okurenai you ni 
Iya, iya, e, oi, Ichijouji, kora, Ken, mate yo, maji ka yo, omae, nani shi ni kitan da yo 
Baby, Christmas da ze 

Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Minna de tanoshimou 
Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Sou ja nakya 
Santa kuroosu ni [bad word] yo ne 

Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Minna de atsumarou 
Merry Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
Kyou kurai 
Teki datte zettai [bad word] 

Maji ka yo!? Kurisumasu da ze 
Jaa, kuregure mo tanonda yo 
Oi, Ken, matte kure 
Aa, sou da, omoi kara ki wo tsukete na 
Na, honto ni, honto ni ki wo tsukero ja nakute omae, tetsudae yo 
Daijoubu, daijoubu. Minna de chanto [bad word] kara, jaa, saki ni [bad word] kara 
A, itatatata, ashi ga ita, saki ni ikuna, ikunaa, daa, iyaa, omoi yo 
Nande ore dake konna me ni awanakya nannain da yo, aa, [bad word] tsurete kurya yokatta ka na 
Sateto, hoka ni mo nani katte ikou ka na? A, sou da. Papa to Mama ni mo chanto katte ikanai to naa 
Kara, ato, Osamu niisan ni mo na 
Ttaku, Hikari-chan mo [bad word] shi naa 
Mou, nimotsu ooku natchau naa 
Mou, honto, Buimon demo itara naa 
Yappari kurisumasu tte tanoshii naa, jaa ikou kka na 
Honto ni mou, Ken, mate yo! 

Lalala...