God never really did like man anyway 
At least not after they started walking around 
On their hind leg(s) 
And talking on the telephone 
Of course poor God's point of view wasn't easy now (to) understand 
He had invented man from dead things 
At that time there were no grave yards to rob 
So He had been forced to use dead worms, some sea weed 
That had laid out on the beach for quite a while 
For quite a while. 
At that time man had four legs and no telephone 
major mistake came when God decided that man should think 
(trait that He'd long desired for Himself) 
What God no doubt intended was 
For man to think about Him 
And that was important because 
God just wanted to be 
Just another normal deity 
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All that God wanted to be 
Was just a normal deity 
All that God wanted to be 
Was just another normal deity 
All that God wanted to be 
Was just a deity 
Just a normal deity 
All that God wanted to be 
Just a normal deity 
All that God wanted to be 
Just a normal deity 
All went well for quite a while 
Man was a wonderful creature 
With long rich engraved face 
Four fine legs ending in five mini-legs 
And a coat of satiney hair 
And large genitals 
His thoughts were pure and 
Full of wonder 
The wonder part was God's favorite, 
(at least at first) 
Because that's the part that gave Him 
His Identity Identity Identity Identity 
Oh, it was so wonderful for God 
Man's... Man's questions turned to visions 
And visions gave God 
All kinds of exciting things to do 
Someday He would be a God of wrath 
Reeking havoc upon undiscipline mankind 
And at other times He'd be a God of love [bad word] 
Of course these were all things that man had invented 
So God had a hard time getting the full grasp 
But... 
One of His favorite things 
Was man's believing in Him, and then not believing in Him 
One of His favorite things 
Was man's believing in Him, and then not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Believing in Him, Not believing in Him 
Like some hide and seek game 
Over 
And 
Over 
And 
Over and Over 
Believing in Him 
Believing in Him 
Believing in Him 
Not believing in Him... 
Not believing in Him? 
I think He liked believing in Him much better... 
But I'm not sure...