I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you [bad word] tonight

We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes...to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight

I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown
 [bad word] 
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together

Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
it's [bad word] accident during doggy, doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood

I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
 [bad word] 

Bridge:

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ

Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you [bad word] in the special olympics

If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

Verse:

I've got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight....?

Alright!
 [bad word] 
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole

It's so much fun,oooo
and we don't need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your [bad word]