[bad word] Back Everybody
Have You Missed Us
Well, Tonight We Bring You
More Of The Same
Our Special Guest Tonight Is
Chainsaw Eddy
And Our Surprise Spot Is
Dismemberment
Don't Forget:
You Have To Be In It To Kill It
And Your Host Tonight Is:
The Mastercutor

Wheel Of Fortune Turned To Terror
Jeopardy Was Bastardised
The Arena Of Big Brother
Roman Games Disqualified

B. Stars In The Jungle
Eating Bugs And [bad word] 
Watching Egos [bad word] 
Golden Bullets Hit

Mastercutor's Ready
 [bad word] Down
Gallows Hanging Steady
Claim The Winner's Crown

Rolling Diamonds Feed Your Pleasure
Frenzied Sick Man's Appetite
Kill Your Friends To Find The Treasure
Desperate Wide-Eyed Sacrifice

B. Stars In The Jungle
Eating Bugs And [bad word] 
Watching Egos [bad word] 
Golden Bullets Hit

Mastercutor's Ready
 [bad word] Down
Gallows Hanging Steady
Claim The Winner's Crown