[Harry]

Her name is Noel

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn’t know who I am

And she doesn’t give a [bad word] about me

[All]

‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

[Niall]

Her boyfriend’s a [bad word] 

And he brings a gun to school

And he’d simply kick

My [bad word] if he knew the [bad word] 

He lives on my block

And he drives an Iroc

But he doesn’t know who I am

And he doesn’t give a [bad word] about me

[All]

‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeah dirtbag, 

No she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

Oh yeah dirtbag, 

No she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

[Louis]

Man I feel like mould

It’s prom night and I am lonely

Low and behold

She’s walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am

And why does she give a [bad word] about me

[Liam]

I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
 [bad word] with me Friday, don’t say maybe

I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

[All]

Oh yeah dirtbag, 

No she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

Oh yeah dirtbag, 

No she doesn’t know what she’s missin’