Well gather round people
and I'll tell ye a story, 
a story so auld 
frae a time long gone by. 
 [bad word] frae the highlands 
where the wind blows the heather. 
To think of it now, 
brings a trae te me eye... 

Well the romans invaded 
what's now called Great Britian. 
But the Scots were so thugh, 
they could not take all. 
But they captured the English 
and used them as slaves, 
to toil day and night 
to build Hadrian's Wall... 

 [bad word] 
With tartans a sailin' 
pipers a whailin' 
laddies and lassies 
appart frae the crowd. 
When the fightin' is done, 
the battle is won, 
there we'll be standin'... 
Scottish and Proud, 
oh yea we Scottish and Proud. 

So if you're a fighter 
and scrappin' a lot, 
You'd best shy away 
if you're scrappin' a Scot. 
Wi' one [bad word] #39; blow 
yer head will be squished, 
Then he'll let his scottie dog 
lick the blood from his fist...