Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
I've heard [bad word] from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's [bad word] 
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed to love
Sordid details following"

The shrieking of nothing is killing 
Just pictures of [bad word] girls in synthesis and I
Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing
 [bad word] Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie [bad word] out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I'm stuck with a valuable friend
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
One flash of light but no smoking pistol

I never done good things
I never done bad things
I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh
Want an axe to break the ice [bad word] down right now
 [bad word] 
REPEAT
My mother said to get things done
You'd better not mess with Major Tom