You saw me on a television
 Setting fire to all the buildings
 Yeah I guess you saw me stealing
 But you've no idea what I've been needing
 Talk about when we were children
 Not the kinda kid that you believe in
 You saw me on a television
 Saw me on a television

 That's just the half of it
 Yeah you saw the half of it
 This is the life I live
 And that's just the half of it

 You saw me on a television
 Hanging on my dirty linen
 You're entitled to your own opinion
 Said you shake your head in my decision
 I guess the kinda songs that I been singing
 Make it seem as if I'm always winning
 But you saw me on a television
 Yeah you saw on a television

 But that's just the half of it
 You saw the half of it, yeah
 This is the life I live
 And that's just the half of it

 Oh you know me, I'm the life of the party
 Beautiful people surround me
 Everybody falling in love
 Oh you know me, everybody knows that I'm crazy
 Sticks and stones, they never break me
 And I'm the type that don't give a [bad word] 

 And that's just the half of it
 You saw the half of it
 Yeah this the life I live
 And that's just the half of it

 Yeah you saw the half of it
 And this is the life I live
 You saw the half of it
 Only the half of it, hey, no...

 You saw me on a television
 Saw me on a television