KATE: The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER: For [bad word] KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE: For [bad word] KATE: Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE: For [bad word] 
KATE: I browse all day and night
TREKKIE: For [bad word] 
KATE: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE: For [bad word] 
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: The internet is for [bad word] KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for [bad word] 
KATE: What are you doing!?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
KATE: Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
KATE: You [bad word] my song
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE: Me no talkie
KATE: Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For [bad word] KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For ---
KATE: You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE: FOR [bad word] !

KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for [bad word] 
KATE: Noooo
TREKKIE: The internet if for [bad word] 
KATE: Trekkie
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE: NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look at [bad word] on the internet
TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
KATE: What?!
TREKKIE: You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE: Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for [bad word] 
PRINCETON: Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for [bad word] 
PRINCETON: I [bad word] 
TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies
For [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

KATE: The internet is not for [bad word] !

TREKKIE AND GUYS: [bad word] , [bad word]  P---

KATE: HOLD ON SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB: That’s correct.

KATE: And Brian, you buy things on [bad word] 
BRIAN: Sure!

KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY: Yes I do!

KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON: [bad word] 

TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON: . .yeah

KATE: EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for [bad word] 
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for [bad word] 
KATE: I hate [bad word] TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your [bad word] and double click
KATE: I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: For [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
(harmonizing) [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] KATE: I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
TREKKIE: The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for [bad word] 

TREKKIE: YEAH!