[bad word] yoru oki ni iri no WANPI [bad word] no ni
“Gomen!” no [bad word] kousaten hitori PANIKKU
Anata wa sou itsumo daiji na toki [bad word] no
makes me cry and cry ah-ha [bad word] wa Blues

“Koyoi HOWAITO KURISUMASU” to
SUKURIIN ni wa yuki no MAAKU
Gin no sori!? hibiyasen! meian ja nai?

Hirari KOOTO ni shiroi konayuki
Anata no tonari de mitai kara
Aitai ichibyou demo hayaku junai no SUTANSU
Oh Baby
Konya wa watashi ga anata no SANTA ne mattete!
Odoroku kana? akai bako
Tsugi no sori wa 7ji 58pun wow wow sorosoro
 [bad word] konomama aenai no? KURISUMASU
Shinchaku [bad word] hitoekigoto ni CHEKKU
Shigotoba de machibuse [bad word] yatsui onna ja nai
Kaisatsu mae yo ah-ha SUPAI [bad word] wa

Minamiguchi ni wa [bad word] hito [bad word] wa NEIBII no DAUN
Sekaiichi watashi ga oniai ja nai?

Hirari KOOTO ni shiroi konayuki
Anata no tonari de mitai kara
Aitai ichibyou demo hayaku daitan na [bad word] Oh Baby
Konya wa watashi ga naata no SANTA yo shinjite!
Yorokobu kana? tomaranai
Wakuwakukan 8ji 23fun wow wow sorosoro

KURISUMASU nante bakabakashii to
Omotta natsu ga sugite
Ima sugu aitai kimochi ga
Osaerarenai [bad word] wo koete
Atama wo kushakushaa tte nadete
Moraereba watashi wa itsumo gokigen de
Konna ni mo aitai hito ga [bad word] Shiawase wo [bad word] koto wo
“Konomama toki ga tomattekurereba
Ii na” to negai nagara
Zutto zutto tonari de warattari naitari,
Okottari [bad word] itai to omou [bad word] 
“Koyoi HOWAITO KURISUMASU” to
Tenkiyohou tekichuu DA NAITO
SHINARIO wa kanpeki tensai ja nai?

Hirari KOOTO ni shiroi konayuki
Anata no tonari de mitai kara
Aitai ichibyou demo hayaku shukan ga CHANSU
Oh Baby Ho Baby
Konya wa watashi ga anata no SANTA ne [bad word]  [bad word] BERU narihibiku
Shiroi eki wa 8ji 58pun NO! NO! sorosoro