I'm never alone, I'm in a zone of stone
I never leave home without my microphone
I break back's bones like a stone of Rome
I knick knack paddy whack and give a dog a bone
Like Al Capone I am a dog, I fold
As the mouth shutted up when I growled in tome
I go uptown, [bad word] back home
With who? Me, myself and my microphone

I go uptown, [bad word] back home with who?
Me, myself and my microphone

It's like this y'all, it don't stop
You see I'm uptown and rockin' the dope spot
So I dip to the dive, strive [bad word] alive
The two MCs that make you mesmerized
For all of y'all, my name [bad word] I rock big parties, have big fun
The mind blowing party rockin' MC fiend
Who came along and made it home
And changed the tone of the team
The coolest brother from around the way
Where from [bad word] and a kid named Jay
We go uptown [bad word] back home
With who? Me, myself and my microphone

I go uptown, [bad word] back home with who?
Me, myself and my microphone

Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta get it on
Gotta, gotta, gotta get it on

Get much respect when I flex my tech
Unique when I speak and I'll wreck your deck
I used to take the train to go to school
The microphone holdin' on the [bad word] Hop! Hop! Hop! You can't stop my flow
I rock it in my pocket every time I go
Straight uptown, [bad word] back home
With who? Me, myself and my microphone

I go uptown, [bad word] back home with who?
Me, myself and my microphone