[Intro]
Guess who... Did you miss me

Jessica Simpson, sing the [bad word]  [bad word] 
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac, for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How's it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man, no don't massacre the fans! [bad word]  I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend
Can [bad word] back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to [bad word] offend
But Lindsay, [bad word] back to seeing men
Samanthas a two, you're practically ten
I know you want me girl, in fact I see a grin [bad word] in girl
 [bad word] 
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 2]
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and, charlie-horse her
Sorry Porche, but what's Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness!
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler, and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my lil' friend!
Brit forget K-Fed, let's cut out the middle men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay a little attention
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in
Love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give them an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
 [bad word] 
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Bridge]
And that's why, My love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl, 'cause i can see you checkin' me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you

[Verse 3] [bad word] girl, I'm beginning to sprout an alph-alpha
Why should I was my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to message your gal but
Jessica Alba, put a breast on my mouth bro
Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's bout to flip, Jessica
Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a sawblade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate
Now break it down girl
 [bad word] 
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (ever