- So should I just whisper the whole thing?

- Yeah

Alright, if I was Vonderhaar I'd never leave you alone
I'd give us all a Beta like we've never had before
I'd throw in some balanced guns and smaller maps for all
We're playing Call of Duty, [bad word] a marathon
Cheese, cheese, cheese on you
That's what blop shoters wouldn't be able to do
And all of the servers I would dedicate to you
Best game in the franchise would be Black Ops 2

I'd change the things, it's simple really
The [bad word] as a whole have been asking for for like five years

If I was Vonderhaar, I'd give us what we want
Colorful maps to play on, with logical spawns
As far as second chance goes, you know, it would be gone
And I'd get rid of all the versions of martyrdom
An atomic pocket bombs

Tell me what you like, yeah, tell me what you don't
I can be your plumber, clear the [bad word] out of the bowl
Like the perk that campers seem to love the most
It's not the call of Casper, so say goodbye to "Ghost"

Boo!

Action! Action! Call for active action!
Call up Activision and get better hit detection
No more panic knifers or lethal supports streaks either
'Cause I shouldn't have to lose my streaks to noobs like Justin Bieber

Swaggie!

I'd change the things, it's simple really
Hey, Activision! Let me talk to you

If I was Vonderhaar, I'd give us what we want
Colorful maps to play on, with logical spawns
Deathstreaks are for noobies , you know, these would be gone
Then Black Ops 2 would not be as cheesy as this song
As cheesy as this song

If I was Vonderhaar I'd never leave you alone
I'd give us all a Beta like we've never had before
And all of the servers I would dedicate to you
But I'm not Vonderhaar so, Dave, it's up to you!

- Alright, that's a rap on Justin Timberlake parody

- That's Justin Bieber, man!

- Oh, this is Justin Bieber?!

- Yeah

- My bad...