Oi, oi, Vati, [bad word] chudai
Oi, oi, Mutti oi, oi, Mutti
Mukashi ni kureta [bad word] no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenain daaaa
 [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu
Ore wa doitsu
 [bad word] chikyuu
Jitto mite chikyuu
Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu
Ore wa doitsu

Aa hitofude de [bad word] subarashii sekai
Asobi ni mo souji ni mo shinken da

"Sewa no [bad word] yatsu nanka hottoi te kyou dake wa ore ga shuyaku da!"
 [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu
Ore wa doitsu
 [bad word] chikyuu
Hatto [bad word] chikyuu
Funzori kaette chikyuu
Ore wa doitsu

Aa hitoyude de [bad word] shiawase no recipe
"yume o choudume ni shi ta no sa"
kuro koshou fure ba kanpeki da geki uma

Hey, hey [bad word] biiru o choudai
Tsuide ni Schwester tsui de kurenai ka
Oi, oi, Opa heiwa ga ichiban
Ii ko da Baby "kimi no tame ni mo da"

Oi, oi, Vati, chiizu mo chudai
Oi, oi, Mutti oi, oi, Mutti
Mukashi ni kureta [bad word] no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenain daaaa

Himitsu no shumi wa kuuhen dukuri
"Kuuhen ☆………otto, shikkei"
 [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu
Ore wa doitsu

Aa hitofude de [bad word] subarashii sekai
Asobi ni mo souji ni mo shinken da

Aa sekaijuu ni [bad word] shiawase no recipe
Gaido hon katate ni micchiri to tanken da!
"Ijou!"