Ah, there's gonna be a killing
killing, killing, killing [bad word] are not for healing
That guy just ate meat, a-wow!

There's gonna be a beating
beating, beating, beating
The kids are on acid
And they're marching down the streets

It's my chemical imbalance
Yeah, my head is stuffed with [bad word] Zoloft keeps me even
Being straight-edge rather sucks
There is no telling what could happen
If my gang was on to me

The bullets are a-shooting
shooting, shooting, shooting
Paco plucked a pollo
That he plans to eat

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck

There's gonna be a juicing
juicing, juicing, juicing
I'm sober, but I'm pooping
Gorge my colon full of [bad word] 
GO GET MORE [bad word] 

It's my chemical imbalance
Yeah, my head is stuffed with [bad word] Zoloft keeps me even
Being straight-edge rather sucks
There is no telling what could happen
If my gang was on to me

Well, I was peeing in my room and I was staring at the wall
And I was thinking about everything, but, then again, I was thinking about nothing
When my same- parents walked in and started squealing
Mark! Mike! No, Mark! We've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems, lately
And we think it'd be in your best interest if we put you on Selective Seretonin Reuptake Inhibitors
And I said, "What the [bad word] is a Selective Seretonin Reuptake Inhibitor?
Why don't you stick it up your [bad word] like your boyfriend!
And who the [bad word] is this Zoloft guy?
Some new German, third-party, whathaveyou, weird ual experience?
Just give me a cookie!"