[VERSE I] 
Fiction was never included 
in my childhood 
Even if I wanted to do it, 
I never could 

Ever since I was a baby, 
mama told me 
Ain't no such thing as Santa… 
Just me and your daddy. 
 [bad word]  
Santa ain't buy that 
He ain't takin' my credit 
Mama don't play that 
You can tell him I said it 

[VERSE II] 
I can see it now… 
When I have my kids 
Seeing gifts underneath the tree and 
Thinking 'twas from hymn (I'm gon' tell 'em!) 

Santa ain't purchase nan one of… 
One of these treats 
You need to stop thanking him 
and start thanking me 
 [bad word]  
Santa ain't buy that 
He ain't takin' my credit 
Mama don't play that 
You can tell him I said it 

[BRIDGE - "Perhaps I've Gone Too Far" - B.A.B.S.] 
JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! 
That's Who Supplied. 
JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! 
He's the One who Died. 

Cause Santa didn't die 
Santa didn't buy 
It was me and your father 
With the help of the most high. 

*in Dillion Voice* 
Reel it in, Sharolyn. 
 [bad word] - Incorporating my BEST Maxwell impersonation] 
Santa ain't buy that 
He ain't takin' my credit 
Mama don't play that 
You can tell him I said it