It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a [bad word] in bed
And the mast, a mammoth [bad word] 
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn’t fit to shovel [bad word] From one place to another
 [bad word] 
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
There was [bad word] all else to do

The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he’d stop and play
With his [bad word]  organ

The first mate’s name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
 [bad word] 
The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they [bad word] his [bad word] on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper
He was a [bad word]  [bad word] He stuffed his [bad word] with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
 [bad word] 
The captain’s wife was mabel
To [bad word] she was not able
So the dirty [bad word]  they nailed her [bad word] Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found ’er ual quarters

Repeat [bad word] to fad