I told you on the day we wed,
I was gonna love you 'til I was dead.
Made you wait 'til our wedding night,
That's the first and last time I'll wear white.

So if the ties that bind ever [bad word] loose
Tie ‘em in a knot like a hangman's noose.
'Cause I'll go to heaven or I'll go to [bad word] Before I'll see you with someone else.

Put me in the ground,
Put me six foot down,
And let the stone say,

"Here lies a girl whose only [bad word] Was loving one man just a little too much".
If you go before I do
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two.

Well, it won't be whiskey, it won't be meth,
It'll be your name on my last breath.
If divorce and death ever do us part,
The coroner will call it a broken heart.

So put me in the ground,
Put me six foot down,
And let the stone say,

"Here lies a girl whose only [bad word] Was loving one man just a little too much".
If you go before I do,
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two,
Dig two.

I took your name when I took those vows,
I meant ‘em back then and I mean ‘em right now,
Oh, right now.

If the ties that bind ever [bad word] loose,
If forever ever ends for you,
If that ring gets a little too tight,
It might as well read me my last rites.

And let the stone say,
"Here lies a girl whose only [bad word] Was loving one man just a little too much".
If you go before I do,
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig... ha!

There'll be a stone right next to mine,
We'll be together 'til the end of time.
Don't you go before I do?
I'm gonna tell the grave digger that he better dig two.

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you 'til I was dead