I-i-i-i-if you wanna to battle me
Its gonna' make me stronger
I'm thinkin' that you should attack now
'Cuz I don't wanna wait much longer
My team's like totally gonna' trash ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I make my next move
This [bad word] at ya

Let's ignore that poser Lyra, and I'll pick up the mic
The name's Crystal, but you can call me Kris if ya like
Before I showed up, you were stuck with ol' Goldilocks
You think this requires stones? I'm pretty sure that I rock
Bet you've never seen a cute protagonist with blue hair
Who ain't your typical mecha-pilot with an emotionless stare
I'm the best thing to happen to this franchise
Without me, a sausage-fest would be no surprise!

But when they remade my game about ten years later
They replaced me with this [bad word] coveralls-werain' faker
I hear she gets with Silver, much to Goldie's chagrin
But he's not Goldie anymoreâ  he's just some punk they call Ethan!
Now I'm just another trip down memory lane
I've got nothing to do here, 'cept curse the [bad word] s name
Who's she think she is, tryin' to steal my Legend of Thunder
She'd better watch her back or she'll be six feet under

I-i-i-i-if you wanna to battle me
Its gonna' make me stronger
I'm thinkin' that you should attack now
'Cuz I don't wanna wait much longer
My team's like totally gonna' trash ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I make my next move
This [bad word] at ya

Looks like Special's still [bad word] , no thanks to you Viz
In Adventures, they cut out all of my development
How the [bad word] am I gonna prove I'm not a waste of space
Or a Mary Sue Nintendo came up with just for the sake
Of getting females to play and buy up all of the merch
All the games and the cards â   After all my hard work
These boys should bow before me, kiss the ground where I walk
Take my cues from Zelda, they can suck my magic [bad word] 
Back in second-gen
Things were better then
I'm not a feminist
Besides, I'm hardly missed
Even if I tried
To upstage to Sinnoh guys
Unova's still in the way, but I'll get
(Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger)

I-i-i-i-if you wanna to battle me
Its gonna' make me stronger
I'm thinkin' that you should attack now
'Cuz I don't wanna wait much longer
My team's like totally gonna' trash ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I make my next move
This [bad word] at ya

Catchin' up with this fifth generation sounds fun
But I've missed so much stuff that I'm back to square one
I used to be the catching expert 'round these parts
But now this ditzy Rosa chick's captured your hearts
I proved myself to Suicune â   I can do it again if you want
Just watch me snag Cobalion,
Terrakion, Virizon, and all of the rest â  
Hey there Keldeo, say hello to my little friend

I-i-i-i-if you wanna to battle me
Its gonna' make me stronger
I'm thinkin' that you should attack now
'Cuz I don't wanna wait much longer
My team's like totally gonna' trash ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I make my next move
This [bad word] at ya
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