Super-teen extraordinaire!
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
   [bad word] around in underwear!
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
    Rescues Washington, D.C.
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
    Unless something better’s on TV!
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
    His brain's overloading!
    It has a chocolate coating!
    Textbook case for Sigmund Freud!
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

    Check out Dexter Douglas, [bad word] ace;
    Went surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace!
    He turned into the Freakazoid! He’s strong and super-quick!
    He drives the villains crazy, ‘cause he’s a lunatic!

    His home-base is the Freaka-lair!
    Freakazoid! Fricassee!
    Floyd the Barber cuts his hair!
    Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!
    Rides around in the Freak-mobile!
    Freakazoid! Freaka-zoo! (sometimes 'Free kazoo!')
    Hopes to make a movie deal!
    Freaka-me! Freaka-you!
    He’s here to save the nation,
    So stay tuned to this station!
    If not, we’ll be unemployed!
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
    Freakazoid!!!