"Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging Juggling juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy [bad word] freaks
I [bad word] P's in the haugh"

Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And [bad word] with a hat full of tricks [bad word] full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, [bad word] you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv
Even sets I've never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.

Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride
Southwest slithering snakes of [bad word] Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride

Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-skitso freak
And I'll call you by your name  [bad word] [bad word] 
Cuz I can give two [bad word] and a [bad word] I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown [bad word] I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard.
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
Everybody's waitin for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the [bad word] glass
Broken neck, and busted your [bad word] [bad word] But the genie says on with the show
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko.

What awaits you after [bad word] the lamp and explore
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride

 [bad word] em all, [bad word] em all
Clown dawg, freak dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg"

Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride [bad word] Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the [bad word] parking lot

Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I [bad word] 3 fat [bad word] 
Then get the [bad word] with it, forget it
I'll rip your face off, and wipe my [bad word] with it
When the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride
Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride
Clowns of darkness and underneath [bad word] the cloud
Hokus pokus, joker's [bad word] take a spin on a carnie ride

 [bad word] dat!"