Time isn't on my side
Any more than you
And that's the only thing
Near this half-baked [bad word] 
I can tell you what's wrong 
With this picture I took
Don't remember where
I centered myself

Waiting for the dusty shelf
To get wiped down
Practicing my lines
With a personal shine

And now we'll doubt well try
To celebrate an expiration past its prime
Stretching out the time will be fine
Someone break it down, we'll be fine

Time isn't on my side
Any more than you
And that's the only thing
Near this half-baked [bad word] 
And now we'll give it a rest 
Knowing that's it's you who can say it best
Show me what you feel about your mess
Say fortunately I am impressed