URSULA
She didn't waste much time
The little shameless tease
One sunset’s barely through
And Princey-Poo is on his knees
They'll be smooching by day two, boys
If she keeps it up like this
So there's just one thing to do, boys

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
What?

URSULA
Go up and block that kiss!

JETSAM
Oh!

URSULA
Meanwhile
I bet her Daddy's worried bad
And wondering where she's been

ALL
Soon he'll guess
And then, oh yes!
The real fun can begin!

URSULA
(spoken)
Onward and upwards my live wires!
And stop that lip lock!

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
Yes, your wretchedness!

URSULA
So let the [bad word] out
Their time is almost up
And once they're trapped
I'll have them wrapped
Around my suction cup
With my tentacles around them
I'll at last be back on track
And headed for good times
Deliciously good times
Two days!
And the good times
 [bad word] back!