[bad word] to wish you an unhappy birthday  [bad word] to wish you an unhappy birthday 
'Cause you're evil 
And you lie 
And if you should die 
I may feel slightly sad 
(But I won't cry) 

Loved and lost 
And some may say 
When usually it's Nothing 
Surely you're happy 
It should be this way ? 
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"
 [bad word] to wish you an unhappy birthday  [bad word] to wish you an unhappy birthday 
'Cause you're evil 
And you lie 
And if you should die 
I may feel slightly sad 
(But I won't cry) 

Loved and lost 
And some may say 
When usually it's Nothing 
Surely you're happy 
It should be this way? 
I said "No"
And then I shot myself 
So, drink, drink, drink 
And be ill tonight 

From the one you left behind 
Behind