Lennon/McCartney

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how [bad word] like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van [bad word] Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how [bad word] I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun [bad word] you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
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