Big cars and blow jobs
Wing tipped leather shoes
Champagne and cigars
Fifth avenue

Revenge and passion
Oil wells in flames
Diamonds and stallions
Rhinestone parades

Heather's still alive though she died in a crash twenty years ago
Colby's evil [bad word] in from the castle out in monaco
Donna's put away in a rage by her enemies at [bad word] 
Bartleberry jones what a rogue with a gun corporate sabotage
Linda catches fred in the bed with the maid and the gardener
Heather's still alive though she died in a crash twenty years ago

Hey batter batter batter batter
Hey batter batter batter batter
Swing