One night me and my friend
Jack Helton from Nampa, Idaho
Decided we were gonna take his dad's
Brand new 4x4 pick up
Out for a ride on Lake Lowell.
We had a belly full of Jack Daniels
And some Pepsi too
And we decided
We going for a ride

Well we got out on that ice and started
Spinning around, doing 360's and 180's
All over the place
Slugging down Jack Daniels
As fast as we could.
That's when I heard the most horrible sound
I ever heard in my life
And I knew: we gone through the ice

Help me Jack Pepsi (x8)
Yeah!

Well we broke through the ice
Sunk down to the bottom
Water [bad word] in
Through the the doors
And the windows
I started freaking out
And Jack says "Hey man,
If you're gonna make it
Through this alive
You're gonna have to settle down
And breathe the air off the roof"
While the [bad word] in

Help me Jack Pepsi (x8)
Help me