I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of [bad [bad word] onto her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every [bad [bad word] onto her
It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ
To find out just what would she say
If they all [bad word] on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work?
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all [bad word] on to her
This time somebody's gettin' hurt
 [bad word] the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it all again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant

And I even feel the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad [bad word] onto her
Don't they know it's never going to work
And each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her [bad word] Everyone [bad word] onto her
This time somebody's gettin' hurt
 [bad word] the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it all again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
I can't wait til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's gettin' hurt
 [bad word] the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (each night seems like it's getting worse)
And I wish you'd do it again (this time somebody's gettin' hurt)
There goes the next contestant