Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an [bad word] 
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an [bad word] tonight.

Yes you're an S S O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an [bad word] tonight.

You were an [bad word] yesterday.
You're an [bad word] tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an [bad word] the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an [bad word] 
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are [bad word] 'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an [bad word] for a wife.

Were you born an [bad word] 
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.