We made a lot of money 
Selling all our memories 
To a certain kind of conspiracy 

We have big properties on many lands 
We travel with a marching band 
And we play the people on the streets 
With our nimble hands 

We have a little secret we will never show 
We have a little secret you will never know 
We have a little secret you would never guess 
We have a little secret we are [bad word] blessed 
It's our little secret 
It's our little secret 
It's our little secret 

She can dance she can dance she can dance 
She is sublime 
He can dance he can dance he can dance 
He is all mine! 
It's our little secret 
She is sublime 
He is all mine 

It's our little secret 
We have a little secret we will never show 
We have a little secret you will never know 
We have a little secret you would never guess 
We have a little secret we are [bad word] blessed