Max
There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missin', no offence, a [bad word] 

Goofy
None taken

Max
Still, whatever mess I land in
Who is always understandin'?
No body else but you

Goofy
Oh, your moodiness is now and then, bewilderin'
And your values may be, so to speek, askew

Max
Guzoonheit

Goofy
Thanks

Who deserves a hero's trophy as we face each cat-a-strofee?
Nobody else but you

Both
No body else buy you
It's just our luck
We're stuck together

Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough to believe [bad word] through

Max
So your jokes are all, let's face it, pre-historic

Goofy
And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo

Both
But when life [bad word] distressin'
Who'll I be S.O.S'in?

Max
If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue
Though he seems intoxicated
He's just highly animated
And he's nobody else but

Both
Nobody else but you
We've turned into a [bad word] blue duo
Hard times we've had a few

Goofy
Like we're thrown in the drink

Max
Like we're tossed outta town

Both
But when I start to sink, than I'd rather go down
With nobosdy else but Y-O-U!