Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free? 
If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me 
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street? 
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me 

Then you've seen me, [bad word] and stand at every door 
Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before 
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor 
Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more? 
Tell me can you ask for anything more? 

Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat? 
If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me 
Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at nothing but the breeze? 
If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me 

Then you've seen me, [bad word] and stand at every door 
Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before 
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor 
Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more? 
Tell me can you ask for anything more? 

These things that [bad word] me, I drive away 
This place that is my home I cannot stay 
My only faith's in the broken bones and [bad word] I display 

Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free? 
If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me