MOVING GUY

So they say Captain Hammer’s [bad word] a [bad word] 
Political – He’s cleaning up the streets

 

OTHER MOVING GUY

About time

 

GROUPIE #1

So they say that it’s real love

 

All GROUPIES

So romantic

 

GROUPIE #2

He signed this

 

PENNY

So they say we’ll have blankets and beds

We can open by Monday

Thanks to you

 

HAMMER

Thanks to me

 

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE

It’s the perfect story

 

NEWSMAN

So they say

 

NEWSWOMAN

hero leading the way

 

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE

Hammer’s call to glory

 

NEWSWOMAN

Let’s all be our best

 

NEWSMAN

Next up – Who’s [bad word] 

 

GROUPIE #3

So they say he saved her life

 

GROUPIE #1

They say she works with the homeless

And doesn’t eat meat

 

ALL GROUPIES

We have a problem with her

 

GROUPIE #2

This is his hair

 

HAMMER

This is so nice

Just might sleep with the same girl twice

They say it’s better the second time

They say you get to do the weird stuff

 

BOTH GROUPIES

We do the weird stuff

 

PENNY

This is perfect for me

So they say

I guess it’s pretty okay

After years of stormy

Sailing have I finally found the bay

 

PENNY(overlap with Horrible below)

There’s no happy ending

So they say

Should I stop pretending

Or is this a brand new day

 

DR. HORRIBLE

There’s no happy ending

So they say

Not for me anyway

Stop pretending

Take the chance to build a brand new day

 

GROUPIE #2

This is his dry cleaning bill

 

ALL GROUPIES

Four sweater vests