Dieter Bohlen, the blond dork
From Modern [bad word] Talking
[bad word] hungry German
horny drooling dog
He's flirting, dancing and kissing
And his third leg is growing big
Spread 'em flithy [bad word]  [bad word] the ramming meat log

Once again - He's got it made
Once again - He's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] - More, More, More

But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] [bad word] #33;

Scheiße! Dieter screams in pain
His [bad word] is gushing blood
His once proud rock hard soldier
Is now an useless eel
But you know you can’t
Keep a [bad word] obsessed man down
So Dieter soon returned
With a boner of steel

Once again - He's got it made
Once again - He's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] - More, More, More

Repeater You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
Repeater You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
Repeater You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
Repeater You missed the [bad word] hole
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] 
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] 
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] 
Broken [bad word] 
But Dieter! You missed the [bad word] [bad word] #33;

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Broken - Broken [bad word] 
Broken - Broken [bad word] 
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