i'm your elder rivethead
equipped with a binary mind 
listen, n00b, gonna tell you now
how my [bad word] rawks the gawthic nights

let me tell you what you have to hate
how hate gets you hard to the c0re
answer every question with "you suck!" 
offend against [bad word] 
every breath and every [bad word] 
proves again and again 
we are better than you

shape and colour of your turds
shows who's elitist 
and luckily it's not you

hold your rivet balls and laugh at
retarded fraggles from bermuda mars
wear your goggles proud, 
stomp your boots loud
life's too short for their stupid dress codes

don't whine you don't have a rivet for a head
paint your fingernails black instead
clothe your teddy bears in latex rompers
sodomize the little [bad word] 
hate like everbody is pronouncing words
that it sounds [bad word] and simple
don't care they don't understand your speech
your braces look so razor- sw33t

hate their blockheaded ignorance 
can't they see the only [bad word] 
hate the way they [bad word] in a too dark park
it sounds neither caustic nor noizey

you don't know the number of your IQ
all you know its unit must be tattoo
you're an Uber geek cause you yell fake german
never mind you can't spell your own name 

you know what life is all about
'cause your [bad word] is bigger than theirs
you know how to play the game
'cause you're always high on cough medicine

you know what life is all about 
'cause you're always dressed in black 
you know how to play the game 
'cause your army boots kick [bad word]