We always thought that we were not a rock n roll band but it sure feels
like rock n roll over here tonight 
We dont play guitars x 3 
We're standing on stage with our microphones, but we dont play guitars
Got the sherman up here with us, no we dont play guitars 
We dont play guitars
Can you play guitar?
We dont play guitars
said can you play guitar?
We dont play guitars
We dont play guitars 
We're standing on stage with a microphone but we dont play guitars
Got the Sherman up here with us, no we dont play guitars 
We dont play guitars
We dont play guitars
said can you play guitar? 
We can go shopping in the supermarket but we dont play guitars
We shop more than other people, we dont play guitars
Can you play guitar?
Can you play guitar? 
Were standing in Tobi's studio but we dont play guitars
Neither do kiki or Melissa
No we dont play guitars 
We like to use gaffa tape but we dont play guitars
Give us your gaffa tape, we dont want your guitars 
We dont play guitars
We dont play guitars
No we don't play guitars 
(Peaches): you may not play guitars but I do!
You know, maybe COS dont play guitars but
P.E.A.C.H.E.S plays guitar
I play guitar, thats right
I play guitar
Well you may not play guitar but I play guitar
And I love it! 
We like using gaffa tape but we dont play guitars
Give us your gaffa tape cos we dont play guitars
Can you play guitar? 
We dont play guitars
We dont play guitars 
We dont play guitars
We dont play guitars