You’ve got a [bad word] cleft palate-palate
And hair just likes gene shalit-shalit
I wan't to hit you with a mallet
Your teeth are parted to the side-side
You’ve got a lazy eye-eye
Why don't you [bad word] hide
You bowlegged and walk around like ray-ray
And skin just like M.J.-J
And you're so [bad word] [bad word] You hang around at Barca's spa-spa
With a nose like Jamie Farr-Farr
I wan't to hit you with my car

You [bad word] freak

Music & lyrics - Seth Putnam