[bad word]  Repeat 2X 
I dont know why this world keep turning 
Round and Round 
But I wish it would stop and let me off right now 
Yes man 
As the World Turns 
We all experience things in life 
Trials and Tribulations 
That we all must go through 
When someone wants to test us 
When someone tries our patience 
[Eminem] 
I hang with a bunch of hippies 
and wacky tobacco planters 
Who swallow lit roaches 
and light up like jack-o-lanterns 
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we're dope as [bad word] and only get a 2 in the source 
They never should've booted me out of reform school 
Deformed fool, takin the [bad word]  now warn Bulls 
They threw me out the Ramada Inn 
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) 
It all started when my mother took my bike away 
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave 
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers 
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors 
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman  [bad word] the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin 
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, 
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed 
May be [bad word]  till I told this [bad word] in gym class 
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) 
Yeah [bad word] you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny 
Craig 
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig 
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig 
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) 
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming 
Grabbed that [bad word] by her hair  [bad word] her across the ground 
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down 
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop 
While I drop this [bad word] face down and watch her belly flop  [bad word] 
As the World Turns 
These are the days of our lives 
These are the things that we must go through 
Day by day 
[Eminem] 
We drive around in million dollar sports cars 
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report 
cards 
Outsiders, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we dope as [bad word] and only get a 2 in The Source 
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat 
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at 
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage 
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park [bad word] 
I met a [bad word] and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" 
I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza 
But I'm broke as [bad word] and I don't get paid till the first of next 
month 
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt 
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers 
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist 
So gimme all your money 
And don't try nothin funny 
Cuz you know your stinkin [bad word] is too fat to try to [bad word] me 
I went to grab my gun 
Thats when her [bad word] put it on me 
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry 
I fell through the glass doors 
Started causin a scene 
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine 
Jumped up with a broken back 
Thank god I was smokin crack all day 
And doped up off coke and smack 
All I wanted to do was rape the [bad word] and snatch her purse 
Now I wanna kill her 
But so I gotta catch her first 
Ran threw alleys, parkin lots, and took a shortcut 
Saw the house she ran up in 
And shot her [bad word] porch up 
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced [bad word] 
Looked around the room 
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut 
I know you're in there [bad word]  I got my gun [bad word]  
You might as [bad word] out now 
She said [bad word] in, its unlocked!" 
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne 
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin [bad word] [bad word]