Sgt. Baker is my name, and I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare! 
Suddenly, it appears to me, you got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy (Yes sir. Yes sir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME! 
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left... 
Right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah! 

Sgt. Baker, here again, and if you calls me "Puddin' Tame"
I'll stomp you down boy! (... Uh huh)
Steers and [bad word]  Steers and [bad word]  Where [bad word] from there's just
Steers and [bad word]  
And you ain't got no horns, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME! 

Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left... 
Right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah! 

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa! 
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa! 

Sgt. Baker, one more time. I'd like to tell ya that your [bad word] is mine.
'Cause it's a mighty fine [bad word]  boy! (uh huh)
Been surrounded by men since I was ten; I haven't felt it with a woman
Since I don't know when.
But you'd better hit the showers, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME! 

Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left
(Unh unh) Right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft.

I said Right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Right... 
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right... 
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!