"We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal" by Los Guerreros (исполнитель: WWE)
[Chavo] Orale Eddie [Eddie] Orale Chavito! [Chavo] Looking good homes [Eddie] Ahh? You too vato! [Chavo] Not as good as me baby [Eddie] Ha, you wish ese! Hey check it out homes [Eddie] Watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street [Chavo] Hey baby! [*both] You wanna ride in our lowrider? [bad word] Eddie & Chavo Guerrero] We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat! We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat! [Verse One] + (girl) [C] What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddie! [E] We came to have fun [C] And we're ready! [E] To get down with the mamacitas [C] Yeah, all the foxy señoritas [bad word] here girl, just take my hand (no!) [C] Even if you have a man [E] He can't do the things we can (*gasp*) [C] Eddie and [bad word] this land! [E] Si mon ese! [E] We don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?) [C] Nada! You know why? [E] Because we lie - check it out homes [E] We win every game we play (porque? no) [C] Hey! Cause we cheat all day! (que perdido) [E] Everything you have, we want it [*] Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener) [E] Bring it on, if you think you're bad [C] It'll be the worst day you ever had [E] Orale Chavito [bad word] [Verse Two] + (girl) [C] I'm the to the to the A-V-O [E] I'm the double D-I-you know [C] We eat all you wimps like a sandwich (Tu siempres ? [bad word] [*] Bilingual! (bilingues?) [E] You can't even speak Spanish! (*cursing them out*) [C] New lowrider everyday [E] Steal a new one, throw the old one away [C] Just like the girls (*gasp*) find' em and forget 'em [C] They wanna sit up front [E] But don't let 'em! [C] They may be hot {*sizzling*} [E] But it's not worth it [E] Put 'em in the back seat [C] More room [E] That's perfect [C] She has a boyfriend [E] I don't care (papi!) [E] One look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo) [E] We have muchas mamacitas (I want to sit up front) [*] Eddie and Chavo get all the chicas! [bad word] - repeat 2X w/ ad libs [over [bad word] [C] Hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you [E] Orale mami, let's step out our car baby [E] I'll show you who your papi is [E] Orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes [C] I thought it was just another ugly chick homes [E] Hey man you coulda confused me too [Outro] [C] Hey sissy [bad word] here [E] Yeah [bad word] here vato [C] Which one's the mamacita? I couldn't tell [E] No, neither could I now [C] Orale vato [bad word] over here man [E] We'll show you what a REAL man is like [*] You wanna ride in our lowrider? [C] Our lowrider is SO dope [E] Your [bad word] will drag on the pavement [C] Ha ha!