Wishin' away all the hours and days
In a dirty old room, with my stinky old case
I said "I love you" she said "Behave"
What a thing to say

Yes but it's one two three four ten
I never said I love you or I'll love you again
I'll tell you why and you tell me when
We can both go home

I love her like a carcrash
She loves me like a rag
Me and my blue-eyes
Came as no surprise
Sunday brought me down
Monday broke my heart
I must be lonely
Tokyo's only gonna confuse me
I can't tell them apart

Wishin' away all the hours and days by crackin' the wall in a hundred odd ways
Please take me home I said I'll behave
We can be there in less than a week
And it's more than easy to say I'm a clown
Sit there and laugh then just stand there and frown
Baby doll is draggin' me down
Though she's loveable as [bad word] 
She loves me like a carcrash
I love her like a rag
Me and my blue-eyes
Came as no surprise
Sunday brought me down
Monday broke my heart
I must be lonely
Tokyo's only gonna confuse me
I can't tell them apart!