She said “Picture this: you and I,
On a magic carpet ride,
Covering your living room floor”

I said “You bring out my terrible, it’s oh so wonderful
I can be that first-class passenger that you’re lookin’ for
I’m your number one, all time fan”

In my good graces, you’re a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischievous, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

She trembled “Take me now,
Knock me out, navigate my filthy mouth,
Nurse my naughty back to life”

I said “You unleash my episodes,
Crack my moral code,
Desperately delicious in your housewife blouse like,
‘I’m your number-one all-time fan.’”

In my good graces, you’re a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischievous, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

I’m your number one, all time fan
It would be my honour to get down with your open hand

In my good graces, you’re a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischievous, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Oh and you’re a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance