William wakes with his clothes on
The morning call has been and gone
And he might not make the flight but he will try. (yeah)
Bit by bit [bad word] back to him
bunch of Belgian businessmen
And a strange drinking game - why oh why?
 [bad word] home Billy Bird, International Business Traveller [bad word] home Billy Bird, Billy Bird.

He hails a cab but the driver sucks;
He drives real slowly and he talks so much
That it hurts Billy Bird's aching brain.
 [bad word] from the cab to the check-in desk
She says "no way" but William begs
On his knees "please please please" , "well okay."
 [bad word] home Billy Bird, International Business Traveller [bad word] home Billy Bird.

Drenched in sweat he finds his seat
And with the luggage squeezed down beneath his feet
He begins to think that things can't get no worse.
And then a voice says "bags that can't be stowed
In the overhead lockers must go below
In the hold - please let go. Thank you, Sir."
 [bad word] home Billy Bird, [bad word] home William] International Business Traveller [bad word] home Billy Bird, [bad word] home William, [bad word] home, William.

 [bad word] on past the carousel
Screaming " [bad word] my luggage all to [bad word] 
I can buy a new shirt and tie anyday!"
He rides from the airport into town
To the highschool football ground
Where his son has just begun the big football game.
 [bad word] on Billy Junior!"
 [bad word] home Billy Bird, International Business Traveller [bad word] home Billy Bird, International Business Traveller [bad word] home [bad word] home [bad word] home to where you once belonged. [bad word] home Billy Bird, Billy Bird, Billy Bird, Billy
Bird, Billy Bird.
Ooh.