Oh, [bad word] What is it dawg
I forgot it's Mother's Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed [bad word] I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the [bad word] are we gonna do

My mom's been so alone
Ever since my daddy left (cold)
No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test

I know just what you mean
My mom's been so sad and gray (word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom
Ever since he passed away

Hold up
You thinking what I'm thinking
I'm thinking I think it too
Slow up
What time is it dawg
It's time for a switcheroo

We both love our moms
Women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off
Show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should [bad word] each others mothers [bad word] each other's moms
I'll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each other's moms

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong I don't want to be right
I'm calling on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother
So be my mother lover

I'll be laying on the couch
Waiting for your mom
Clutching all this lube and roses
I got my digital camera
I'm-a make your mama
Do a million poses

They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'm-a be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle

Sho' nuff
My mama loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-doggy style (yeah)

This is the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under The Covers Day

'Cause I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should [bad word] each others mothers [bad word] each other's moms
I'll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each other's moms (break it down)

It would be my honor
To be your new stepfather
It would be my honor
To be your new stepfather
And while you in my mother
Make me another brother (yeah)
And while I'm in your mother
I'll never use [bad word] (oh)

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night (yeah)
If doing it is wrong I don't want to be right (ooh whee)
I'm calling on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother
So be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life (oh)
She brought you in this world so I'm-a  her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had (uh huh)
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother's Day