[Intro]
I used to want to be like Michael Jordan
Figure I would make the NBA and make me a fortune

[Hook]
Uh, every time I’m in my city, I be acting like my [bad word] don’t stink
Used to clean my Rolie chain with alcohol in the sink
Riding around with niggas that I grew up with since McNair
Bumping me against the world, hello world, Kendrick here
And I’m too much for these niggas, I’m three much for these hoes
I’m too much for these niggas, I’m three much for these hoes
I’m too much for these niggas, I’m three much for these hoes
Wayne told me that and that's just how it goes

[Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar]
Michael Jordan, bounce-bounce ho, bounce-bounce
This [bad word] make a [bad word] get some bread or bust a head
Or [bad word] my enemies [bad word]  acting bad and getting rich
Pull up on these 26’s, I’m a vanity slave
I’m a sinner, Jesus Christ, please forgive me for my ways
I don’t know why your [bad word] want to [bad word] me
And I don’t know why you [bad word] niggas can’t see
I’m [bad word] town represented, a concrete back-flipper A.K.that [bad word] Don’t worry, I don’t know why your [bad word] want to [bad word] me
And I don’t know why you [bad word] niggas can’t see
This is Hiii-power since the Eddie Bauer, I’ve been popular
I’m popping now, every other hour, [bad word] You jocking the let her be a ho, why you stopping though?
We stopping the traffic, what you know about them hockey pucks?
Skating on ‘em, why you hating on ‘em? You should learn from ‘em
Seen too many of y’all getting money, know my [bad word] I don’t know why your [bad word] want to [bad word] me
I don’t know why…hey, wait a minute [bad word] 
[Hook]

[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
Man, the game chose me, what am I to do?
The only thing I did wrong was make it possible
I diddy bop and make them [bad word] pop
Out there on my bumper like a city cop
Walking out the Fred Segal, put my girl on it [bad word] so fat, probably sit the world on it
Aye, [bad word] crazy, [bad word] crazy, you [bad word] niggas, you pussies crazy
Man, I know I can’t tell you about the world homie
But I know I can tell you about your girl homie
Her [bad word] s crazy, her [bad word] crazy, I [bad word] [bad word]  I know you hate me
I know they pay me too much of attention
Bring my name up, it gotta be mentioned
I need me an engine that go real fast, call it hall/haul of fame once it haul [bad word] Give me tall glass, Coconut Ciroc, please, no soda pop
I make my soda pop, life’s a [bad word]  her [bad word] crazy but I make that [bad word] pay me

[Hook]

[Bridge]
Michael Jordan [bad word]  Michael Jordan [bad word]  Michael Jordan [bad word] Michael Jordan [bad word]  that means I’m too much for these niggas
I’m three much for these hoes, Wayne told me that…

[Verse 3: Schoolboy Q]
I remember tripping, walking through the set like my Glock don’t think
Grandma in the kitchen, neck bones in the sink
I don’t know why your [bad word] want to [bad word] me
And I don’t know why you sucker niggas can’t see
I’m from Hoover man, high as Superman, [bad word] you Lois Lane
You [bad word] man with the [bad word] game, [bad word]  we off the chain
We popping the fortune, not the fame, [bad word]  you backers, man
You chasing hoes, re-replacing hoes, bag and pass them hoes
You brought and chose, guess she moving on, yep, we do it wrong
We [bad word] her homes, [bad word] and sent her home, marijuana strong
You know I’m gone, turn my swagger on, am I swagged enough?
My paper long, yep, you left alone, you gets no [bad word] Leaning off the Actavis, passing blunts round and round
Told me Mary was a go so we passed her round and round
Your [bad word] texted me, wants it now so I had to knock her down
Hurt her bouncing off my balls, slinging [bad word] up from the mouth
You let it slide, I hit [bad word]  clean her dugout till I’m done
I can be your number two and you can be her number one
Her [bad word] s crazy, her [bad word] s crazy, you [bad word] niggas

[Hook] + [Bridge]